Russian Crabpot

Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.

Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.

by Jpatches December 13, 2010

Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Russian Igloo

this is when you take a shit into a condom, throw the condom filled with a turd into the freezer. You wait until the shit freezes and becomes hard like a dildo and u stick it in your girl.

Tyrome- yo guess wat i did last night to my girl!

Dillard- what tyrome what?!?!

Tyrome- i gave her a russian igloo!!

Dillard- YAY!! i hope to one day achieve that level of excellence!!

by Dillard Johnson February 18, 2009

russian puff

Its when you take a hit from a blunt and you exhale slowly and inhale through your nose and then over and over again

Yo dog u see snoop dogg doing the russian puff i taught him that....

by madditman April 30, 2006

russian waterslide

Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza

Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "

* screams heard throughout the country

by aben6969 December 3, 2013

Russian Roast

A sexual act involving three willing partners, two of whom must be male. One of the chaps doffs his trousers, while the second penetrates him from behind - both are standing up. The third member of this unholy trinity then performs oral sex on the man who is being penetrated. The origin of the term is unknown, but there may be a tenuous Rasputin link.

Percy had never been much of a one for threesomes, but at least in a Russian roasting he got to see the end of Will & Grace.

by Will Bowen June 4, 2004