A sexy girl who has no friends
by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
Get the Jessica parkermug. Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
Get the Parkermug. 
A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
Get the Paedo parkermug. by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
Get the Parker Langmug. Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
by Eldood May 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.
“Parker’s one of a kind”
by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020
Get the Parkermug.