Playing your mom’s piano

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”
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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004
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I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.
Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.
by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013
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Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL
Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito
by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019
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