rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 11, 2008

filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020

Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?

by Willie the wank sesh March 02, 2019

Spirit Biscuit

an exceedingly good biscuit, which feeds the soul.

Jay: Nice biscuits lad.
Pez: Spirit Biscuit!
Jay: Kushdy biccy larrr!

by Cake Bøi January 07, 2011

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise September 20, 2008

V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 04, 2011

Thigh Biscuits

When a heavy chick wears fishnets and the pudge on her thighs looks like a sheet of biscuits squeezing out

“Did you see that girl walk by in fishnets?”
“Oh yeah, I couldn’t miss those thigh biscuits!”

by Lil’ Wonton June 26, 2019