Saggy Sac Wash

When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.

I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"

by jdizzell April 29, 2014

Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland

That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.

by I'm not as think as you drunk May 18, 2014

muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015

Germantown Car Wash

Germantown Car Wash
Noun.

Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.

Typically done by people from germantown.

Typically done before and/or after gym class

Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash

Guy 2: Gross

by QuincyDictionary January 8, 2018

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes

Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings

by Silkett October 17, 2020

Carolina Car Wash

The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.

Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!

by Cashese May 31, 2009