Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.
by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)
by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))
by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

A holiday celebrated on May the 14th. Boys between the ages 12 to 17
Celebrate the Motherland and drink vodka!
Celebrate the Motherland and drink vodka!
Person 1: bro can you give me some takis
Person 2: No, it is not Comrade day give me money if you want takis.
Person 2: No, it is not Comrade day give me money if you want takis.
by Seothebro December 1, 2021

We had to many Hurricane days this year and now we have to add more days to the end of the school year!
by Killerbunny117 October 23, 2008

by Hosted287 December 6, 2017
