the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.

Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.

by No Futron July 22, 2012