when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
by godshitonus April 8, 2011
Get the Panda Vaginamug. by K.Sim February 11, 2008
Get the vagina festmug. Similar to tennis elbow, it is a pain in the arm that results from intense masturbation occurring more often than usual. Often happens after a long relationship has ended and the dumped person feels sexually frustrated. Created by Chelsea Handler in her memoir, "My Horizontal Life."
After I discovered him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow.
by xlizxthexhoex January 6, 2009
Get the Vagina Elbowmug. To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.
"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.
I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.
That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.
I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.
That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.
I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
by Gats-pie April 18, 2006
Get the Sandy Vaginamug. when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.
by Alan A June 1, 2007
Get the vagina jobmug. The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
Get the Wide Vaginamug. by Mike Wintermute May 18, 2006
Get the vagina lickingmug.