Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out

“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 16, 2022

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Vedder Vaginal Viscerator

Eddie Vedder's winky (penis).

I got the Vedder Vaginal Viscerator last night and now my entrails are slapping my thighs when I go for my morning jog.

by vee-three February 22, 2024