Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit

I gota wicked vag pops it

by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018

vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.

After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.

by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex

I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.

by BigByll August 18, 2018