Vag

A group of douches.

The club was great, but then a Vag of douches showed up.

by the gall July 27, 2019

cav vag

A vaginal canal that is particularly loose and large, or so cavernous, that it does not fit snugly around a typical penis.

Dude, that chick must have given birth to twins. She was such a Cav Vag. I mean it was like swimming in the deep end of a pool! pussy cav vag

by CavVag March 5, 2015

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?

Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

vag-hater

somebody who hates on vaginas, or those in posession of said genitalia.

sometimes referring to gay men

dude! that chick was hot! why do you gotta be such a vag-hater??

by beaukoble October 17, 2008

Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.

-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!

by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011