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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.
This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.
by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
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vag face

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
by Troy Baker October 5, 2007
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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
mugGet the Vag confidentmug.

Vag puppet

Man sarah is a total vag puppet
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
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Vag-triloquist

When a woman can flex her vagina and talk in another voice at the same time to mimic it talking 🤣
Did you see the Vag-triloquist in the peep show? Ya, the crowd had the funniest expression on their face when it started smoking a cigarette
by Missing link🐒 May 10, 2020
mugGet the Vag-triloquistmug.

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.
I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.
by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020
mugGet the vag snackmug.

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