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Uber-momming

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017
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Uber Gay

The new trend. Usually, goes by the name of Sam. If you meet someone named Sam, call them "uber gay". These people will be satisfied and they most likely, will return the favor. ; ) Now get out there and find those Sams you never know what you will get in return.
Person : WOW your name is Sam you must be the uber gay.
Sam : Yes indeed now how will I return the favor *RAWR* XD
by Danky Memes April 13, 2018
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uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.
I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf
by kkortman December 30, 2010
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uber fish

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.
Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!
by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010
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Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016
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uber

The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.
by Nitsud March 29, 2004
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Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011
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