he is a bitch, that usaully wears a black leather jacket, blue eyes, blonde hair, and is a dad to alot of kids, even if he is in 6th grade.
Girl: "STOP BEING A BITCH"
Other Person: "YOU MEAN STOP BEING A TUCKER?"
Entire School: "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Other Person: "YOU MEAN STOP BEING A TUCKER?"
Entire School: "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by lmaotuckerisweird December 12, 2017
Get the tucker mug.This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
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A cuckhold who comes home to his wife getting bloody anal from a total chad and he just gets knocked down and every time he try’s to pick himself back up some guy comes around to shatter his knees to knock him down and spit in his bum
Hey have you heard of Tucker, oh yeah I heard his wife cheated on him again, yeah I know I hate him so much he deserved it
by HurbDealer March 21, 2021
Get the Tucker mug.When a boner pops up for unexpexted reasons and you tuck it in behind your belt buckle in an attempt to hide it. If you're like me and have a rather large one, then the head will protrude from the pants. This is called a "tucker with a view".
Drew: Fuck, that hot guy just walked by again in those short shorts and I got a fuckin' boner.
Ryan: Dude, just give yourself a tucker.
Drew: Well, that kinda hurts, its cold outside.
Ryan: Don't worry man, from what I hear, you wont have to worry about a tucker with a view!
Ryan: Dude, just give yourself a tucker.
Drew: Well, that kinda hurts, its cold outside.
Ryan: Don't worry man, from what I hear, you wont have to worry about a tucker with a view!
by Ruthle$$ December 12, 2006
Get the tucker mug.a stupid, little retard douche bag that doesnt care about anyone but himself. hes a liar and he flirts with other girls even if he has a girlfriend. has a girl that considers him her best friend but in the end he'll just backstab her and delete her number from his contacts in his cell phone.
by badberly February 26, 2010
Get the Tucker mug.this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares
all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless
common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless
common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel
Brandon got Tucker Max Drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. Then he magically time traveled to the police station.
by bud1234 January 11, 2009
Get the tucker max drunk mug.The process of "tuck"-ing your testicles behind you to form a bowtie, and farting out of your anus (serving as the mouth), mimicking an old -school Tucker Carlson.
However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.
However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.
I just walked into the living room, bent over, and Tucker Carlsoned in front of the TV, while my dad was watching Fox, and he never even noticed the difference.
by B.E.P. January 11, 2022
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