During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.
by KaBoom February 14, 2014
Get the Chicago Dump Truck mug.n. A large American pickup truck owned and driven by an ignorant male redneck. Such a truck will have one or more of the following characteristics:
(1) Is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.
(2) Equipped with a gun rack
(3) Bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow "God Bless the Troops" ribbon stickers, Confederate battle flag stickers, pissing Calvin, or other stickers such as "God Bless America," the NRA, George W. Bush, "Death to Faggots, Ragheads" and similar Christian themes, etc. May be adorned with a Jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently associated with the soccer mom's minivan or SUV.
(4) Driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.
(5) Equipped with prominent CB antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.
(6) Is the redneck's most prized possession, after his woman. Even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. The 'neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.
(7) Psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. The driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
(1) Is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.
(2) Equipped with a gun rack
(3) Bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow "God Bless the Troops" ribbon stickers, Confederate battle flag stickers, pissing Calvin, or other stickers such as "God Bless America," the NRA, George W. Bush, "Death to Faggots, Ragheads" and similar Christian themes, etc. May be adorned with a Jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently associated with the soccer mom's minivan or SUV.
(4) Driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.
(5) Equipped with prominent CB antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.
(6) Is the redneck's most prized possession, after his woman. Even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. The 'neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.
(7) Psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. The driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
Every morning, Joe drove his redneck truck to work at the peanut factory, and every evening, Joe drove his redneck truck to night school where he was finishing his GED. Every Sunday, Joe drove himself and Winnie-Mae in the redneck truck to the First Baptist Church and in the evening to the KKK barbeque.
by Carl Willis September 4, 2005
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A sexual position in which the male bends over and sticks his dick backwards between his legs and the girl backs up onto his dick while making beeping noises like a Mack Truck. Variations include the Wide Load (women in excess of 200 lbs.)
Guy: Yo my girlfriend pulled the Mack Truck yesterday. I nutted everywhere
Other Guy: Dude thats so ballin. Did you try the Alaskan pipeline after?
Guy: No I've been constipated for weeks so I didn't have any frozen shits laying around
Other Guy: Dude thats so ballin. Did you try the Alaskan pipeline after?
Guy: No I've been constipated for weeks so I didn't have any frozen shits laying around
by Cock Mob October 7, 2007
Get the Mack Truck mug.An already shitty truck that undergoes expensive paint jobs, decals and body kits as well as being lowered several inches in an attempt to hide the trucks shittyness. Owners of said truck usualy make such modifications to make up for small penis size.
person 1:Ima gonna lower mah 95 nissan pick up and chrome da wheels
person 2: Hahah you faggot, nice penis truck
person 2: Hahah you faggot, nice penis truck
by your-car-sucks May 13, 2005
Get the penis truck mug.Traceurs are people that do parkour or free running.Parkour practitioners are referred to as traceurs, or traceuses for females
Also known as The Urban NINJA!
Also known as The Urban NINJA!
Dude1-Yo how do you call girls that do Parkour?
Dude2- Traceuses
Girl1- Sweeet! What about guys?
Dude2- Traceurs!
Girl2- Sick!
Dude2- Traceuses
Girl1- Sweeet! What about guys?
Dude2- Traceurs!
Girl2- Sick!
by Joe Setephenson July 6, 2008
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That chicks tits are fuckin' monster truck. or Remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? That was fuckin monster truck!
by parrrty with 3 r's April 11, 2010
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