Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Musk Touch

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018

Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are

-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”

by Drewdepo July 22, 2019

Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters

We all have to go thru the queen's touch today

by Quackers101 July 2, 2017

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

touch nose

basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.

female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.

by bootmadehtxraised September 28, 2019