Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor May 13, 2005

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

TORPEMO

a psychological disorder that results to extreme sadness of a person inlove. but he never tried to court someone and still he feels broken hearted! hahahahaha

TORPEMO!!! why cant you tell her that you love her!!!

you didn't tried tried to court her... now your crying TOPRPEMO!

by The CUTE JP_XYZ May 29, 2010

Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab May 3, 2011

torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015