Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.

Bro I have Rub Toe

by Toe Rubber November 07, 2019

Taki toes

When you eat takis and the dust gets on your toes

Boyfriend: lets see them toes girl… wait why are your toes red?

Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes

Boyfriend: …Hot

by Sorry, its the truth December 09, 2021

grammel toe

When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe

person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge

by moose knuckle the great March 11, 2013

Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 April 08, 2012

china toe

a toe thats bigger then china

thats a china toe!!

by Tealia December 09, 2020

The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 12, 2020