When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 08, 2019
by MRlonleyj May 02, 2019
when your toes smell worse than a moldy fart on a wiener all inside a sweaty baseball helmet. This stench can be smelt over 6 smelly poos in a mosh pit, it's stronger than that!
by yeet mamma March 26, 2018
A person at the height of fashion who boldly and provocatively melts chocolate onto just one foot, and rocks the look in public.
"Has that man got chocolate all over one of his feet"?.....'yes mate that's Terry Toes'
'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'
'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'
by Mot June 18, 2017
A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by đź‘€ Dank memes October 10, 2020
The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws
Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
by Harrystylesstan July 12, 2020