Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

Rat toes

Delicious food item that can be enjoyed raw or cooked! 🥵 The perfect rat toes are Freshly chopped and REALLY JUICY!

I ate rat toes with my friend Sammy yesterday

by JuicyRatToes June 29, 2020

The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

Terry Toes

A person at the height of fashion who boldly and provocatively melts chocolate onto just one foot, and rocks the look in public.

"Has that man got chocolate all over one of his feet"?.....'yes mate that's Terry Toes'

'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'

by Mot June 18, 2017

Mamal toe

The guy version of the camel toe

Robert Plant has a huge mamal toe

by The OGAK December 10, 2017

toe blow

To stick your toe(s) in a your partner's vagina or anus

"Dude don't just toe blow my mom. She didn't get the promotion she wanted and she's had a rough week"

by CaillouSwagDick May 11, 2016

Toe Tippin

When a self proclaimed heterosexual performs a gay act and claims it's just a social norm...

Mindy: "I was at a girls night out just because i sucked the strippers titties doesn't mean i would go there. Everybody does it."

Betty: "Bitch please stop fronting you know you were totally toe tippin"...

by MsMindy January 6, 2017