by Aria8======3 October 14, 2021
A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020
The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws
by Harrystylesstan July 12, 2020
when a man dresses up to look like a woman, but he wears tights so his dick is visible. The dick looks like a vagina and many consider it a camel toe
"Wow, woman impersonator looks like shes got a massive K-toe"
"Wow, her K-toe has shrunk up in the snow"
"Wow, her K-toe has shrunk up in the snow"
by mammoth legs July 06, 2009
by k. morse June 02, 2006
When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
when your toes smell worse than a moldy fart on a wiener all inside a sweaty baseball helmet. This stench can be smelt over 6 smelly poos in a mosh pit, it's stronger than that!
by yeet mamma March 26, 2018