Hold back the tide

verb phrase: Trying to stop something that is clearly inevitable or already unstoppable. Putting effort into controlling a situation that has moved beyond anyone’s ability to stop it—often while pretending things are still under control. Like standing on the shore believing you can keep the ocean from coming back in: you might delay it for a moment, but the tide always returns.

“Once the news hit social media, trying to keep it quiet was like trying to hold back the tide.”

by Thejocdoc March 4, 2026

White Alabama roll tide

The action of where a man has his tip tied or sealed while he ejaculates multiple times, then when a woman is lactating the main ejaculates again while releasing the rest of his semen on the woman's chest while she is lactating in an up and down motion resembling a white wave while yelling roll tide.

Yeah I gave my cousin a white Alabama roll tide last night.

by Xyazo_cuk January 16, 2026

Mr. Kanye Tideye

A person who enjoys the finer things in life, including designer glasses, fine suits, scotch on the rocks, and young women. Especially skanky young women.

Examples of a Mr. Kanye Tideye character include Kanye West and Justin Timberlake,

by Stuballs January 9, 2009

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."

"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026