Thomas Carpenito

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

by truebtold December 20, 2019

Thomas pencil

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.

“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.

by Deifinerrrr November 6, 2021

Thomas Lowe

An idiot who won't check urban dictionary

Me: Ugh Thomas Lowe is busy ;-;
Friend: Ok, wanna play roblox?

by RHTJKUHVUURTJYMHNNNJBUUUUUUUUU September 6, 2019

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.

IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I

by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004