dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul December 4, 2015

web of dicks

Noun used to describe the collection of men that are attracted to a girl that she keeps around and leads on through her flirting and deception. She is usually blissfully unaware of this phenomena

"Oh looks like Carl is just another guy caught in Patricia's web of dicks."

by kelseyj September 22, 2011

community dick

Nickname for a man that sleeps with several women in the same general area. Male Version of a neighborhood slut.

Male #1: The boy Bo be with all the bitches.

Male #2: Yeah he has that community dick.

by the earl of winterfell April 22, 2013

Dick Stink

Rather self explanatory.

The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.

I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.

by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018

Dick skinners

A person's hands

"keep your dick skinners off my beer"

by Bill C. April 30, 2003

dick nosing

the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.

"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"

by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020

Dick Chicken

A game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his penis and stares at the other player. The one whose penis moves first is declared the loser. And thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.

Hey guys who is up for a game of dick chicken?

by Frank Mrugala November 28, 2010