Spring Break Greens

Euphemism for Marijuana.

Billy: Hey man, I've got the spring break greens. Hit me up if you need some.

Jason: Sick bro.

by kittensarereallycute January 10, 2012

course is spring

When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.

Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring

by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ. 8=======D

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off

Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night

by The long legs November 4, 2023