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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024
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Butterscotch frosty

The act of ejaculate being pushed out of the anus some time after the actual act of anal sex.
Hours after insert name fucked my ass, I had to run to the restroom and loose a butterscotch frosty.
by Imadv8r January 2, 2022
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Royal Frosty

When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.
"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?

"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"
by Atozz October 18, 2020
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Frosty Jim

It's when a guy urinate in a condom and then freezes it and gives it to a girl and she uses it as a dildo
Frosty Jim The girl uses it as a dildo
by Bamaboy2290 July 13, 2022
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Frosty Gator

Receiving toothy oral sex from an individual who is simultaneously eating a Popsicle
I got a frosty gator at a Taylor Swift concert last night.
by OhMyLords157 December 30, 2024
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Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.
Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!
by Diabolical Pigg June 5, 2023
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