Flash Bub

Someone who purposely gets in your way, especially if you're trying to get with someone. A Cock Blocker of sorts.

I'm not gonna jump in between you two, I ain't no Flash bub. Go get her.

by Turtle 123 April 14, 2019

Flash Story

A really shit and anticlimactic story that ends 10 minutes after it should've.

"Very true, that boring documentary about the airport was indeed a Flash Story"

by Zeltig21 August 8, 2019

Flashing lights

(verb)A couple/ married couple posting their selfie(a lot) in social media.

*Johnny post a selfie of he drinking a same cup of tea with his GF on facebook.*

Stop flashing lights at us, Johnny, you are irritating me.

by Lxiaoqi April 28, 2018

flashing pumkins

Verb: When somebody flashes their C cup+ breasts. It's a pun for smashing pumkins (the band or the act, changes based on context).

Guy 1: "Yo man this bitch hella fine"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I saw her doing the flashing pumkins the other day, she got some big ol' titties"

by Cocaine-cola June 1, 2018

nice tits flash kids

something you say when you like something

You : I like this television show ..... Nice tits flash kids

by C.Lanstrumpf April 24, 2017

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

Flash's Finest Lineage

A group of Respectable, Gorgeous, Civilized, Educated, Sensitive, Well-Mannered Men Who Major in Respecting Women

Flash's Finest Lineage are such Gentlemen

by Flash's Finest Lineage December 4, 2017