bus down

a half of an already smoked cigarette.

Yo, can u giv me a bus down?

by Alz February 26, 2005

Bus Whore

Someone who gives oral pleasure on the back of a school or coach bus. Someone who feels that a bus is an appropiate place to have intimate moments with their non-Boyfriend.

Guy 1- "Wow, the girl Michelle is SUCH a bus whore."
Guy 2- "I Know, i know..."

by gagmewithaspoon69 October 18, 2009

Park the bus

Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.

A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.

B: The team is Manchester united.

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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.

B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.

by 獌聯 April 1, 2018

Shit the Bus

Its meaning changes with the situation it is used in. It can be praise or condemnation. An exclamation of failure or of victory, awesome or lame!

"Man, I just killed that bear bare handed! I really shit the bus on that hairy son of a bitch."

"Dude, buddy, dude, I totally forgot how to ge to the beer tent. I completely shit the bus."

by kai1980 July 10, 2009

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

Bu$h

How socialist fucktards/campus radicals/posers from MoveOn.org spell President Re-Elect Bush's surname.

OMG! OMG! OMG! Pre$ident-$elect Bu$h want$ to rapez tha enviremint $o he can enrich hi$ oil buddy$ at Halli Burton which i$ the only rea$on he made u$ go to Iraq ba$ed on lie$ about WMD'$ and that $addam wa$ re$pon$ible for 9-11 $o he could give ma$$ive tax cut$ to the riche$t .01% and throw gay$ into consintra$hun camp$ becuz he'$ $uch a fuc'n NAZI!!!!!!!1 OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! (and omg).

by RXtasy December 23, 2004

blue bus

A bus in which retards travel

That window licker on the blue bus is staring at me

by joshdm September 19, 2003