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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat
Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck
by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018
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Vaginal garage

A parking that a hole lot of dicks visited a women’s vagina and left a surprise
Do you got condom no just put it in my vaginal Garage
by Hehshshshshs October 26, 2020
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Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.
I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.
by JBH721 January 16, 2021
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Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
by The REAL Awful Knawful January 29, 2021
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Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
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vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.
Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.
by No Futron July 22, 2012
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