Thomas Carpenito

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

by truebtold December 20, 2019

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

Thomas Sheng

Thomas Sheng is the gayest mother fucker of them all. he always is asking for cocaine and crystal meth. after he's done with that he takes his small little asian ass to the bathroom to hit his pineapple flavored pop and mango juul pods. this kid is the tallest mother fucking asian and can kick the ball up anyones ass. he try's to make some white kid shirt with some pussy ass cunt designs.

you just got thomas shenged

by samburke69 January 17, 2020

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.

IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I

by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

Parker Thomas

The biggest nigga there is

You see Parker Thomas over there he is the biggest nigga ever

by Guacamole Penis June 16, 2019