Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".

I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.

by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021