shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

hupifpyivhkvyoufotuykvhj

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Mason

Mason is such a cool guy. Even though he lives in the middle of nowhere he is always there for you. He has a gigantic snake in his pants.

I wanna be like mason

by Lb0z0 December 11, 2022

Mason Lelling

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap

I hate mason lelling

by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025

Mason

Gay

He's a mason leave him alone

by mason is gay123 October 1, 2021