Maria

Fucking hates this trend!

Maria "Trends are lame! Humans are capable of more!!"
She's right!!

by J Johnny Johnson November 24, 2021

bastian and maria

Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.

"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

Maria Alexandra

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see! She is also the sweetest, most loyal and kind person ever. She will always be on your side even if you are wrong, if you are wrong she will tell you but still be there for you. She is so amazing and loving. She is really emotional, and sometimes even moody.

random person: wow she is pretty who is she?

Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

eva-maria

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

eva-maria boobs

by oniloppip November 22, 2016

Maria la del barrio

Maria la del barrio is a character from the telenovela maria la del barrio 1995 is the cringiest novela ever is heavy in Christianism and the actress that portrayed maria isnt actually religious she's an atheist MALDITA LISIADA!

I just saw episode 1 of maria la del barrio and i already love it
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them

by justanynomous March 19, 2023

maria

this name is a really comun and boring name and most girls have it.They are really ugly and are some snakes so dont be a friend with one

maria

by cutu rau April 16, 2020

Maria/Chinoluvr

The best person to exist yet, the most loving and caring person you could ever meet. You just wanna thank her for everything and anything that she ever does!!!

The specialist and most

understand, relatable person. Always love with all your life and thank her for giving you another day.

Person1: who is that?

Person2: that's Maria/Chinoluvr she's so sweet and understanding.

-Rukii<3

by Rukiiluvs April 14, 2023