Wild hair up his ass

An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.

"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!

by tokabowla January 31, 2009

The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire

Use this sexual technique to spice things up in bed. While performing oral sex, a man applies a tablespoon (or as much sauce as necessary) of Buffalo Wild Wings Mild Hot Sauce to the palm of his hand. He then continues to lather it on his scrotum pole until the entirety of the shaft is orange in color. He then screams a ferocious roar (replicating the mating call of a Buffalo) and inserts his penis into the mouth of the female. He will then hold her head down on his penis in a way where she is unable to move her head. When he has reached the point of the climax, he will ejaculate in the female’s mouth, while dipping his fingers in the excess sauce to rub in the female’s eyes (or slapping her across the face with the sauce while saying “ I like your cut g.”). The immense pain from the hot sauce in the woman’s eyes will cause her to scream, releasing the breath of fire, while also releasing a booming roar (sounding similar to that of the mating call of a female Buffalo). Therefore comes the name The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire.

“Bro, I had leftover sauce from B Dubs so I got home and gave my girl The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire!”

by zachoconnell December 4, 2020

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

macking like wild sea lions

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: kissing and caressing, necking; sometimes a euphemism for sexual intercourse

Everyone at the party was pairing off and macking like wild sea lions in the corners.

by kerflop November 10, 2008

a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!

Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009

You Can't Coral A Wild Stallion

This is a saying used then one wants to avoid constraints. Usually constraints the opposite sex puts on one by entering into a relationship.

I'll never date a bitch. You can't coral a wild stallion.

by Nino Brown April 27, 2004