Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

jonas chatmon

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.

Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon

by Kitty_Love23 May 6, 2018

Jona

A person who is tall

Jona has a big penis

by didjdn November 20, 2021

De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.

Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas

by Hurb1 April 26, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.

Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer

by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025

jonas

a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always

Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck

by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022