tetty

A really sexy, funny, smart girl that every guy wants.

Those hot chicks you see online and in magazines that will never pose for porn.

A girl who knows she's wanted... but just wants to play with the guy's head.

Somebody with a particularly disturbing sexual preference or straying abnormally far from the norm.

Every guy wish he could have a tetty.

by peoplewhoknow April 21, 2010

Text Foul

When someone sends you a text message that pretty much ends the conversation because there is no way of responding without either starting a whole new conversation or sounding like an idiot.

Example 1
Shy guy: "Hey so I saw this great movie the other day."

Hot girl: "K"

Shy guy: "Ouch that text foul hurt."

Example 2
Annoying Friend: "Um... so what's up with you?"

Friend: "Nothin much"

Annoying Friend: "Dude why the text foul?"

Example 3
Boy: "Want to have a little fun tonight ;)?"

Girl: "...."

Boy: " I'm guessing that text foul means no?"

by Disc Jockey Kenneth January 2, 2012

stuttering text

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.

You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.

by all day 3 September 19, 2009

a text-up

A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to texting.

A text-up: A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to faulty texting abilities, a text that didn't ever go through, a misunderstanding of a text, a mis-typed text (likely due to poor eyesight) or for any other reason involving texting!!!

lol, fuckgg, screw you, wtf,

Two texts come in at the same time. You try to send lol to the friend who just sent you a joke, but it accidentally goes to your girlfriend who just sent you a sincere loving message.

You have it set on the automatic word finder thing and can't really see the keys that well.....later when you put on your glasses you are horrified by what you sent.

Etc, etc, etc.......millions of possibly FAUS PAS!

by X-XOXO December 20, 2010

masturbate text

A masturbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masturbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masturbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.

It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masturbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masturbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masturbate.

by masterbate text December 27, 2009

Useless Textbook

A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".

Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.

Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!

Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.

Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!

by fubsish September 9, 2009

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006