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josh turney

josh turney is a civillian
by ashton dennis November 20, 2023
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The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.
At the party, we each had the Turder
by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024
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Tennessee Tuner

The act of playing a harmonica while receiving a blowjob to mimic the motion through sound.
Grab the harmonica and lipstick, It's time for a Tennessee Tuner. Yeeehaww!
by Vegasret November 21, 2024
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just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"
by br@t April 14, 2025
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TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025
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Tuscaloosa Turnaround

Where you end up going to bottomless mimosas with your one night stand afterwards running 5 miles in the morning and end up getting her pregnant by 10 in the morning
Sorry I can’t come in to work I have a Tuscaloosa Turnaround planned in the morning
by Jimmyknee cricket February 27, 2026
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just turned 19 in poland

turning 19 in poland = serving in the military this has been turned into a way to tell someone they’re serving, eating, cunty, or just look hot
girl 1: “oo period you just turned 19 in poland”
girl 2: “thanks so much queen”
by frankoceancomeback May 2, 2025
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