flamin' turkey

to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.
"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"
by poo-manchu May 14, 2008
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chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.
Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.
by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013
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withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.
Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!
by The Protagonist July 26, 2005
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Turkey dick

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
by Perkins March 12, 2017
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Turkey Tits

Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.

Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.

Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"
by Emica2235 May 08, 2009
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turkey drop

A tragically botched up promotion or operation. This definition comes from an episode of "WKRP in Cincinatti" when the station dropped live turkeys from an airplane for a supermarket Thanksgiving Day promotion. Unfortunately, the crew didn't know that turkeys can't really fly and the birds dropped like lead weights onto the parking lot crowd.
Despite all his efforts, Bob's well-planned evening with the hot chick was a total turkey drop.
by Franni the Lunchlady November 24, 2005
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jive turkey

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive
by spanaway151 June 30, 2011
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