Thomas Carpenito

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

by truebtold December 20, 2019

Thomas Rupp

Big monkey

uh oh thomas rupp made a stinky

by not thomas rupp October 8, 2019

Thomas Marshall

A BIG BOI WHO MODELS FOR PLAYBOY

“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck”
“Ik He was my best get”

by jeejagupta June 6, 2019

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.

IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I

by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

by MagicBus October 22, 2009