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ass latte

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.
Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.
by Diego Roma January 13, 2017
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domino ass

The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm starting to get that domino ass.
Guy 2: Well, beer me broseph.
Guy 1. Aight
by J-Bop August 30, 2012
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Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.
After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.
by WW_OZ August 20, 2009
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Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain December 19, 2007
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ass ghost

The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?

Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
by sam skrambel April 30, 2009
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geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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