by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013
Get the shrimp vindaloo mug.Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.
Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."
by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021
Get the Jumbo Shrimp mug.The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
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See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the shrimp cage mug.The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
Get the Shrimp Cocktail mug."Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."
by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018
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Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021
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