Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

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Snorkel shrimping

When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.

I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.

by Tiesswitherspoon March 2, 2024

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shrimping

the act of pleasuring your partner by releasing Male genital milk into your partners plum shaped back genital, and sipping out the fluid with a hollow plastic stick mainly known for damaging the existence of turtles. Said term with the lack of plastic stick, is also recognized as felching

"the female was consenting to the males wish of participating in the act of shrimping"

by monogamyGuru December 10, 2019

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