Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Pringle

A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat

That kid is a salty pringle

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

salty dagger

The act of taking a penis, post-ejaculation, and putting it in a girl's mouth

Last night was so awesome! I gave her a salty dagger!

by Market Dadkef September 17, 2016

salty olive

The act of licking ketamine of one's testicles.

'I had her give me a salty olive last night'

by MrSaltyOliveMan October 20, 2017