L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
by mynameissofreakingawesome October 09, 2009
by ozzyaaron November 30, 2009
by GuppyUnit August 22, 2012
Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".
Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".
Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.
A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.
When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.
When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 11, 2013
John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
by JoeNathan Coatez September 09, 2010
Referring to the dental hygiene of laborers especially in the construction feild. This can take the form of jagged yellow teeth packed with chewing tobacco aswell as somone who altogether neglects dental hygiene as it is an inconvenience.
Laborer"hey doc my mouth hurts like hell and I can't close it easily"
Dentists "here's the problem! You have labor mouth."
Laborer "what's that?"
Dentist "google it. But first go wash your mouth out im not working with a mouth full of tobacco you disgusting fuck"
Dentists "here's the problem! You have labor mouth."
Laborer "what's that?"
Dentist "google it. But first go wash your mouth out im not working with a mouth full of tobacco you disgusting fuck"
by Eggrole9295 March 30, 2023