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Josh Fields

Josh I completely forgot what I was planning on writing, like, I genuinely have 0 idea what I was going to type.

You ever hear of that one novel thing you would read in English, the most dangerous game? I'm gonna have the people dot that do me I'm gonna hide in north port somewhere ad no it
Josh Fields help me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 26, 2025
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Josh Fields

Josh fields is the greatest interviewer on the debate team. I think his judgement is always correct and he is jsyt the best
He looked so cute in his sunglasses during the cow harbor day parade and danced like no other has, and I liked watching from the sidewalk
Josh fields is the best mini trombone player and looks cute in a tutu
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Josh Fields is the greatest junior class trumpeter, and I will cheer him on during Thursday night, Friday pep rally and Saturday parador I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gd cologne and mostly loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee josh
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The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024
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field

a place where people pick things
Ima send you back to the fields- Larry Bird
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hudson fields

little fucking bitch boy(jk) realist nigga you will know
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Field flick

When a women masturbating im a hunting blind
Stephanie was doing the old field flick and missed the big buck walk past her stand
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