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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024
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Bagel

A bagel is basically a donut
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Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"
by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021
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Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
by OGbagel August 14, 2019
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Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
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Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?
by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019
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Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid
Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel
by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022
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