Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 22, 2013

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle November 05, 2017

on dead grandma

To swear, Truth, facts

On dead grandma I'm going to the party!

by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 02, 2022

Grandma Jefferson

Much like a ratbox, but applied to a much older woman.

"Can you believe how bad this old ladies vag smells? Total Grandma Jefferson."

by Justin Lames February 10, 2010

grandma lil

grandma lil / was married to dick but he died

single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum

fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.

by pussy in my ass January 23, 2022

belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“oh u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 10, 2021