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Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.
She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.
by Hgswells November 19, 2019
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ass steamer

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.
Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.
by PookumsDot December 19, 2019
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raspberry steamer

When you have sex with a girl on her period while in a sauna.
Yeah, it was snowing at the lodge, so we stayed inside and I gave her a raspberry steamer.
by JukeBoxBandit February 5, 2020
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Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.
Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.
by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020
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Sellout Steamer BTW

Someone who sells everything just to steam and piss Lannan/Lazarbeam off.
Lazarbeam: I DIED FROM A SELLOUT STEAMER BTW AHHHHHHH
Sellout Steamer BTW: ENTER MY FREE GIFTCARD GIVEAWAY
by The Saucy Boi January 8, 2021
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Silent Screamer

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 20, 2021
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Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.
Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.
by Bartl3by April 1, 2021
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