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Spongebob

a block of cheese with holes it's rumored he is gay with patrick star
spongebob lives in a fucking pineapple under the sea
by hawtie45672 May 29, 2018
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Cunt Sponge

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.
by Maryy December 27, 2007
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Fun Sponge

Someone who won't do something because they are afraid of what others may think about them!
Fun Sponge = girl at party who will not ride mechanical bull cause she has a dress on...who is offered shorts and who conveniently forgets to tell you she has pants in the car...
by Fizzlefest host August 20, 2012
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spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.
Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!
by benny the boy April 16, 2007
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fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.
That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!
by Capri388 April 17, 2003
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sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.
"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."
by Diablo October 9, 2005
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