Banana split

When I split you with my banana

She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert

by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd July 29, 2015

split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 10, 2022

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 February 15, 2016

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by September 14, 2020

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011