You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Julienne Fry Smell

When a fresh batch of julienne fries are made it smells like chicken pot pie and smells like childhood in your old elementary school.

I was cooking up Julienne fries when the Julienne fry smell hit my nose and I was pleased

by mcjgon March 19, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something

person1: you suck
person2: smell greg

by podemb December 19, 2023

smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.

Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.

by RST1966 April 23, 2016

mommy you smell good

when your mom smell good mannnnnn

HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD

THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS

by tartastan February 9, 2021

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022