National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

shart

The act of pooping thy pants

oh I think I just sharted

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023

Shart

A fart combined with shit

A:I shart edge

B:Disgusting creature

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Shart

Combination of fart and shit

Sh-SHit Art-fART

A:I sharted
B: Disgusting

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017